When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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