I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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