NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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