I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
