Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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