Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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