I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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