My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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