Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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