He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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