he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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