He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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