Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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