I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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