yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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