just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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