would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Terrible idea I love it
i believe in u and ur pee
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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