first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
