Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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