If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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