Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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