So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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