you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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