i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
