i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
