Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
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she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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This is classic penis vs brain.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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