I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Damn victory sex feels great
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