and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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