WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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