Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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