Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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