Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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