not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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