I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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