i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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