Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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