i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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