therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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