hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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