we were pretty classy up until the second keg
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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