Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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