Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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