There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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