It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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