You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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