Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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