Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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