i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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