Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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