problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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