He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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