so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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