What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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